I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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