i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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