he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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