My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am naked and annoyed.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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