Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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