She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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