love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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