i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
last night I used snow as a chaser
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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