After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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