I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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