better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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