I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She even gives head with a lisp.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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