I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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