I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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