I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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