So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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