just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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