I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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