Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just want to make out with him forever
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
