I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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