check it out our google latitudes are spooning
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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