i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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