I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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