Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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