Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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