I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize
