you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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