Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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