im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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