But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
