i may or may not be watching the land before time
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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