You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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