How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
