why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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