Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wish you could order shots online.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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