I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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