I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
