I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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