Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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