I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You are a genius and a whore.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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