I have demons in me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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