in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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