He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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