You work out of a Hotel?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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