Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you win again, gameday.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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