What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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