Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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