I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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