I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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