Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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